Chiana: Crichton. What are you breaking now?
John: I’m not breaking anything. I’m trying to see how our “quote-unquote” navigation system “quote-unquote” works.
John: John: So this entire planet’s covered in graves?
Rygel: It’s a Royal Cemetery Planet. Haven’t you ever seen one?
John: Nope. CHIANA!
Rygel: Well, where did you bury your leaders on Erp?
John: Just underground. Chiana!
Rygel: Next to where you lived? That’s disgusting! BbBbBbleeeghgh!
John: Be nice.
Aeryn: I’m not good at nice.
John: Just don’t shoot her.
John: Chiana, you realize that nobody here has a clue? They’re nothing but stoned monkeys who jump off a cliff!
John: Great! That’s just great Aeryn. You know, I hope if I ever decide to jump in front of a bus, you’re not the only one
John: Yo! Bob! Marley – you seen Molnon?
Aeryn: Wh-what happened to you?
John: I had a pissing contest with Molnon. I won. I think.
Aeryn: Doesn’t look like it.
Aeryn: Wha – uh- where are you going?
John: To see if this – Excedrin headache was worth it.
John: Aeryn! What the hell is wrong with you? You are the pin-up girl for frontal assault! You should be dragging her back to the ship yourself!
John: Well, let’s get her on the dog and bone.
Aeryn: Whatever that means, Crichton.
John: Yes, and somebody has to do the bungee without the rope, except this time it’s our friend jumping.