Crichtonisms: Often Humorous quotes related to Earth’s pop culture from John Crichton.
We are attempting to assemble the most complete list of Crichonisms ever on the internet. This is a painstatinking process and taking some time to ensure nothing is missed. Please check back often for updates.
One Crichonism per episode can be found below. View all will bring you to the individual episode guide page, which contains the complete list of Chritonisms for that episode including audio clips.