Rule #3: Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.

Rule #128: Ferengi are not responsible for the stupidity of other races.

Rule #27: The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.

Rule #284: Rules are always subject to interpretation.

Rule #258: A Ferengi is only as important as the amount of Latinum he carries in his pockets.

Rule #237: There’s a sucker born every minute. Be sure you’re the first to find each one.

Rule #182: Whenever you’re being asked if you are god, the right answer is YES.

Rule #163: A thirsty customer is good for profit, a drunk one isn’t.

Rule #101: Never do something you can make someone do for you.

Rule #12: Anything worth selling is worth selling twice.