Rule #198: Employees are the rungs on your ladder to success – don’t hesitate to step on them.

Rule #205: When the customer dies, the money stops a-comin’.

Rule #115: Greed is eternal.

Rule #44: Never argue with a loaded phaser.

Rule #139: Wives serve; brother inherit.

Rule #61: Never buy what can be stolen.

Rule #185: If you want to ruin yourself there are three known ways:
Gambling is the fastest, women are the sweetest, and banks are the most reliable way.

Rule #253: A contract without fine print is a fool’s document.

Rule #58: Friendship is seldom cheap.

Rule #58: Friendship is seldom cheap.