Rule #190: Drive your business or it will drive you.
Rule #268: a) When in doubt, lie
b) When in doubt, buy
c) When in doubt, demand more money
d) When in doubt, shoot them, take their money, run and blame someone else
Rule #154: The difference between manure and Latinum is commerce.
Rule #244: If you can’t sell it, sit on it, but never give it away.
Rule #97: If you would keep a secret from an enemy, don’t tell it to a friend.