Season: 3

Original Airdate: April 15, 1996

Writer(s): J. Michael Straczynski

Director(s): Jesus Trevino

Guest Stars
Damian London As Minister Milo Virini
James Jude Courtney As Narn #1

Synopsis: Ivanova has strange dreams. As Vir arrives from Minbar, he finds a young Centauri woman named Lyndesty who tells him they are betrothed, as arranged by his uncle and her mother. As Vir warms to the idea ,and to her, he learns how she feels about Narns. Zack and Ivanova notice a certain Centauri’s name showing up frequently on Narn relocation papers.

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Notable Quotes

Ivanova: All two thousand Narns, all of them, … are dead. That’s two thousand murders, Vir. No wonder the Narns are after you and anyone close to you.


Ivanova: May I say sir, from the bottom of my heart, that you make an absolutely charming Centauri.


Londo: If you see something this big with eight legs coming your way. Let me know, I have to kill it before it develops language skills.


Londo: Die! Die! Die! Die. There you see. This will teach you to trifle with the Centauri.


Ivanova: Your late.
Vir: I am sorry. I was otherwise engaged. Engaged and married as it is. Not that I knew about it.
Ivanova: Your not making sense.
Vir: I imagine I’m not, but that’s the kind of day I’m having.


Sheridan: You know, back home we have an old saying: eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Delenn: Humans can be a very depressing people.


Vir: There were other women, but I never got passed one.
Ivanova: You mean first base.
Vir: No, no, I mean one. You see we have six uh. We have six you see and each one is a different level of intimacy and pleasure, so first you have one and na na and there is two and by the time you get to five it’s like (heavy breathing)…
Ivanova: Vir, I got it, I got it, I got it. Uh, um, I really don’t know what to tell you Vir. I mean, I never really got this relationship thing down myself, okay, so I am the last person in the world who should be giving out advise on this sort of thing. All I can say is that enthusiasm, sincerity, genuine compassion, and humor can carry you through any lack of prior experience with high numerical value.
Vir: Wow, I’m going to remember that. Thank you, thank you.
Ivanova: Six!


Vir: If kisses could kill, that one would have flatten several small towns.


Centauri Minister: What is more dangerous than a locked room full of angry Narns?
Vir: I don’t know. What is more dangerous than a locked room full of angry Narns?
Centauri Minister: One angry Narn with the key.


Sheridan: I hope that’s the right kind of table. I don’t do at lot of entertaining here. I usually just grab a bite on my way in.
Delenn: It’s fine, I didn’t come for the decor.
Sheridan: Well, I hope you didn’t come for the cuisine either, because unlike Mr. Garibaldi, I am not exactly a gourmet cook. But what I lack in finesse I make up in portions. Barely edible but lots of it.


Sheridan: I’d like to see you tonight.
Delenn: Are you not seeing me now? I would think you would see me every time we meet. Unless I have become translucent or insubstantial and no one has thought to inform me until now.


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