Season: 2

Original Airdate: February 20, 1995

Writer(s): J. Michael Straczynski

Director(s): Andrew Prowse

Guest Stars
David Sage As Centauri Merchant
Jeff Conaway As Sgt. Zack Allen
Jennifer Anglin As Narn Second
Kathryn Cressida As Bartender
Sandey Grinn As Narn Captain
Christopher Darga As Narn #1
Glenn Morshower As Franke
Ian Abercrombie As Correlilmurzon
Paul Ainsley As Centauri # 1

Synopsis: Ivanova must entice the Lumati to become an ally of the Earth Alliance, then must seal the agreement by having sex with the Lumati ambassador. G’Kar is injured in a fight for authority among the Narn.

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Notable Quotes

Londo: Why is everyone here walking around like they’re afraid of me?
Garibaldi: Cause maybe we are.

G’kar: I was fighting the Centauri, when you were still a pouchling. Fighting for your freedom. I have spent my life and my blood trying to better the lives of our people.

Londo: It is good to have friends, is it not Mr. Garibaldi, even if maybe only for a little while?

Londo: A moment of joy in a life time of sarrow. Take it while you can.

Lumati Ambassador: Thanks you for the stimilating conversation doctor. You have some strange notions, but I’m sure they will pass with time.
Franklin: Strange notions. Yea, I got your strange notions right here.

Franklin: Well, you could put a bag over his head and do it for Babylon 5.

Ivanova: I thought it over, and I’m ready now. I set aside as much time as required to have sex as it’s done by your species. Since if we were to do it human style it would probably be to much for you.
Correlilmurzon: Are you implying that Lamaty sex is inferior?
Ivanova: No, no, not at all. Yeah, not as such, I mean it just wouldn’t be fair to ask you to do it our way on such short notice. You know the pressure to perform.
Correlilmurzon: Enough, to conclude our deal we will have sex human style.
Ivanova: You sure? You do know what this entails?
Correlilmurzon: Of course, ignorance is an inferior trait.
Ivanova: That’s what I thought. You ready?
Correlilmurzon: Yes
Ivanova: Good…Boom! Shubba-lubba-lubba. Boom! Shubba-lubba-lubba. Hey there, hey there, three bags full. You come here often? Yes, I do! Dinner! Shubba-lubba-lubba. Drinks! Shubba-lubba-lubba. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Grab. How do you like it so far?
Correlilmurzon: Well, I …
Ivanova: I slept with you the other night. You didn’t call, you didn’t write. I think you did it just for spite! Oh… yes… Oh, yes! Oh, yes! OH! YES!! Tell me about your portfolio! Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes!! YES!! Lie to me about your family! Oh, yes! Oh, Yes! Oh, YES! Yes!! Yes!! YES!! YEAAA!!! OH!!! Oh…! Oh… God you’re good.
Correlilmurzon: What do I do now?
Ivanova: Old style? You roll over and go to bed. New style? You go out for pizza and I never see you again.
Correlilmurzon: Perhaps I’ll call you before I go.

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