Bester: Would it interest you to know that I’m married Mr. Garibaldi. That I have a five year old daughter. That on Sundays when I’m back home that we pack a picnic lunch and go out under the dome on Sierra Planium and watch the stars come out. Hardly the description of a monster.
Garibaldi: Your getting good at this. Kept working it and one of this days, I might even be convinced that your human.
Talia: The Corps is mother, the Corps is father. I know where my loyalties lie.
Ivanova: You having far to much fun at my expense.
Sheridan: Knock knock.
Ivanova: Who’s there?
Ivanova: Kosh who?
Sheridan: How many Minbari does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ivanova: I don’t know sir, How many Minbari does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Sheridan: None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and they never tell you why.
Sheridan: I’m not saying what I’m saying. I’m not saying what I’m thinking. As a matter of fact, I’m not thinking, what I’m thinking.
Delenn: The woman, who sold me this (dress), told me that I would definitely turn heads
Sheridan: Yea, well. If they turn much farther, you would be sued for whip lash.
Ivanova: Captain, either you snore or last night we had a HELL of a breach in hull.